This is not an April Fools Joke!
Although released on April 1st, one may take it as a joke but its REAL. You are able to purchase your very own Donald Chump Love Doll. Do all kinds of Nasty things to him if that's your fantasy and he can not say anything about it.
"He screwed up politics, now you can screw him back! Meet Donald CHUMP, a real American Douchebag. With authentic orange skin tone, this love doll is perfect for political historians and novelty enthusiasts alike. Complete with the great wall of CHUMP cut out, not only can you fuck this doll, you can also decorate the joint with the packaging.
The Donald CHUMP love doll has been endorsed by a diverse collection of assholes throughout history, including Kim Jong-Un, Joseph Stalin, The Axis of Evil, Marla Maples, Benito Mussolin, American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, Mitt Romney, Genghis Kahn, Vincente Fox, Ivana Chump, The Confederate National Party, Kanye West, and Pope Francis."
Do not worry because we also carry Horny Hilary Love Doll.
Disclaimer: None of the sales support any political parites. All sales made through Vonnie's Secret Treasures, only support Vonnie's Secret Treasures. This is a novelty item.
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