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The Urn Dildo o_0

Posted by Ms Vonnie on

Finally! A Sex Toy Specifically for Widows!

You can have the ashes of your partner put into a dildo urn. The dildo is called “21 Grams” and is created by Mark Sturkenboom. The name is a nod to pseudoscientist Dr. Duncan MacDougall who measured the weight of six bodies before and after death and determined that each body lost approximately 21 grams postmortem, which he concluded was the weight of soul leaving the body.

In other words, with Sturkenboom’s “21 Grams” you can still have a soul connection with your soul mate. It’s also interesting to note that cremated remains are simply the ground bones of the deceased. So, yes, the term “getting boned” can now be taken literally.

Sturkenboom writes,

"21 Grams is a memory-box that allows a widow to go back to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one. After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grieve. This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire. By bringing different nostalgic moments together like the scent of his perfume, ‘their’ music and reviving the moment he gave her her first ring, it opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy.She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again."

The dildo is enclosed in a case that has an iPod doc, speakers and an atomizer bulb so you can spray your deceased lover’s perfume / cologne while creating a romantic atmosphere with your lover’s favorite music.

 

Grief takes on many forms. And I suppose there will be some select people whose grief takes the form of a dildo. The obvious taboo of this urn will greatly limit its popular appeal, but there will be a few who have a yearning for an urning.

Ashes to ashes and dust to lust.

Update: I have done some research and Sturkenboom's Is under construction and this item is not available for sale.


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